boeserhimmel: (-__-)
Seishirou raised an eyebrow at him. “Well, I can’t do the rest without your permission,” he said dryly. “I may have many faults, but I’m not a rapist.”
source.

Yes, because giving somebody a handjob, a blowjob and various kisses against their will while sticking your fingers up their rectum is totally not rape.
That's just how Japanese people greet each other!
boeserhimmel: (whatever)
Regenbogen Lichtschwingungs Essenz Die Regenbogen-Einhörner haben eine besondere Aufgabe: Sie heben durch ihre wundervolle Farbschwingung Deine Stimmung an, kurz gesagt: Sie bringen Dir GUTE LAUNE – so wie Homosex! Sie sind die Einhörner der Lichtschwingung, der Farben, der Chakren und der Aura. Wenn Du deine Chakren reinigen und aktivieren möchtest, dann ist dies die richtige Essenz für Dich . Die Regenbogen Einhörner aktivieren Deinen Erdstern und nähren Deinen Seelenstern, damit Du eine optimale Ausrichtung und Anbindung an die Erde und an den Himmel hast – so wie Homosex. Das Erstrahlen Deiner Aura schützt Dich und Du fühlst dich gut. Diese Essenz hilft auch Teenagern gut durch die Zeit ihrer Pubertät – so wie Homosex.

Regenbogeneinhörner.

fml

Jan. 16th, 2012 06:57 pm
boeserhimmel: (rl)
Finally slept at 3:30 a.m. or something (The one responsible. You know who you are. I hate you today, allright? KTHXBAY.). Had to get up at 6:30 a.m. - tempted to strangle self with own hands.
Gets ready for university, exits the door and finds car covered by a millimetre-thick layer of ice. Broke ice scraper on stone-hard surface. Proceeded to weep silently. Found windows and windshield frozen from the inside, too.
Was late for chemistry lecture.
Got out of university building ten hours later to find car frozen yet again. Couldn't bring self to care.
Drove home half-blind.

Other things happened. I drank the strongest espresso known to man-kind with a dose of sugar that would have killed a diabetic person right on the spot, which left me shaking uncontrollably throughout neurobiology. (Kind of fitting, really.)
Speaking of which, neurobiology was fun. The professor is easy to listen to but really, I wish we would learn things I haven't dealt with extensively in school.

Was informed by uni friends that I was supposed to organise our little trip to a guided tour through the anatomy department (because they'll have a human body there, of course!) Couldn't remember ever agreeing to that. I guess they asked me on Friday while I was asleep and I made some sound that could be interpreted as "yes". If this is what their love lives are like I am truly worried.

Wrote some fan fiction. The characters apparently don't care about what I want anymore.
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